This is Jake. He is a cat. He is black and white. He is also annoying. He comes to sleep with me when I'm having trouble sleeping. He probably thinks this is nice of him. He's wrong. He licks himself a lot(which is loud in the middle of the night). He has the LOUDEST purr - ever(again, probably amplified during the night). I call him purring a motorboat. Jake runs his motorboat a lot. Like all night.
Its a good thing he's cute.
